I am Aventuraasshole. I like long walks on the beach, clubbing baby seals, baby seals that like to be clubbed, and changing my oil into storm drains.
Also, I do not pick up my dog's poop, either.
I love alcohol. I'm not an alcoholic. Alcoholics go to meetings. I am a DRUNK.
Sometimes, when I'm driving down the road, I want to grab the wheel and jerk it into a Goddamn bridge embankment...if I had a dollar for every Miami asshole that drives a Bentley, I would be able to rebuild Haiti. Not that anyone would ever want to go there...I don't know anyone that wants AIDS...what happens in Port-Au-Prince happens in Port-Au-Prince...except AIDS, that shit will come right back with you.
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